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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
The Office is the tits
I'm not sure why I didn't start watching The Office in the first place. That show is so awesome! It just has the ackwardness that most workplaces do have. At least mine does. The only thing about it that bugs me is how dumb Michael is for a boss. In any real life situation, he would be fired so fast he wouldn't even be able to object before he's out the office and on his ass in the parking lot.
Right now I'm eating apple sauce with no sugar added. It sucks, I added sugar. My dad buys alot of things with no added sugar thinking he'll magically lose tons of weight, but really he's just ruining my food experiances. I look like such a creep at work because I just add Splenda to everything.
Tiger woods is cheating on his wife as it came out this week. Have you seen his wife?!?
Right now I'm eating apple sauce with no sugar added. It sucks, I added sugar. My dad buys alot of things with no added sugar thinking he'll magically lose tons of weight, but really he's just ruining my food experiances. I look like such a creep at work because I just add Splenda to everything.
Tiger woods is cheating on his wife as it came out this week. Have you seen his wife?!?
Look at him, and look at his wife. Elin Nordegren is a fox, and he's like a 5.6/10 maybe. The only thing that bumps him up is his money and his talent, so he's at an 8. I still wouldn't do him. Just because he is famous doesn't mean you should be doing him, seriously girl, close your legs!
I was also reading how Jon Gosselin has a celebrity "hit" list and just loves doing random women. Ladies, please have respect for yourself. He's not even famous for a good reason, he's famous for having 8 kids then dumping them all on his ex-wife because he wanted to party longer. He's a d-bag and the more ladies he takes home, the more of a dirt bag he will be. Please please shun Jon Gosselin. A good way to do this is to lead him on. If you ever meet him, lead him on like its your business. Then, when you get to his hotel room, lay on his bed right next to him, lean over to give him a seductive kiss... then just punch him in his cooter. That will show him. A man like that shouldn't be allowed to get with as many women as he has. Hell, after his TV show, there should have been a law requiring Jon Gosselin to get a vasectomy and to lose his hands. What a tool.
You know who isn't a tool? Tyler from What Would Tyler Durden Do mmmmhmmmm. Shout out.
In other news, Im the only one who loves my dog Quincy. :[ Screw everyone else, he's awesome.
Back to work.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Accounting Accounting Where did I go wrong
My major: Accounting.
Things that suck: Accounting. I need to just open up my own business or something, I can't do accounting day in and day out like this and not go crazy within 2 years. Also, there are many many hens who cackle at work.
I'm officially a brunette now! Cut my hair after 3 years of not cutting it, and dyed it a dark chestnut, I look awesome.
On another note, Saturday night I went to a party that was mostly people I used to work with at PJ's. Lucas was there, but I didn't say anything to him at all, I didn't want to open up that can of worms again. Jason's new gf did mention to me how Lucas said we dated. That was it though, nothing ever happened nor did we ever have an exchange of any type.
Yesterday, while dying my hair, I got a text from an unknown number saying "hey whats up". Thinking it was just a friend, i replied and then asked who it was. I immediately new, after he texted back "nevermind" He wanted to get together to talk about us and our past. I'm like... uh..... n0pe. He then went into a series of long texts apoligizing to me for what he did. Seriously, Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. I'm not getting involved with that stuff again. Thats such bs and its wierd that he even texted me. He needs to get over himself, acting like he even has a spot in my life at all any more. Where does he get the gall to even talk to me?
Funny story about Lucas though, he tried calling up Hilary (who's now pregnant, 6 months after they dated, with her bf's baby) because he was scared it was his. He seriously doesn't think. CLEARLY thats not his baby. He's just slow and is trying to cause trouble for girls because he really has nothing else going on in his life.
Silly Boys.
Good note - Ted's coming home tonight for Thanksgiving break! I have alot to do though before Amin comes home, so I'm not even sure I'll be able to hang out with Ted. Also, Fantastic Mr. Fox is coming out soon!
Ughhhhh back to work.
Things that suck: Accounting. I need to just open up my own business or something, I can't do accounting day in and day out like this and not go crazy within 2 years. Also, there are many many hens who cackle at work.
I'm officially a brunette now! Cut my hair after 3 years of not cutting it, and dyed it a dark chestnut, I look awesome.
On another note, Saturday night I went to a party that was mostly people I used to work with at PJ's. Lucas was there, but I didn't say anything to him at all, I didn't want to open up that can of worms again. Jason's new gf did mention to me how Lucas said we dated. That was it though, nothing ever happened nor did we ever have an exchange of any type.
Yesterday, while dying my hair, I got a text from an unknown number saying "hey whats up". Thinking it was just a friend, i replied and then asked who it was. I immediately new, after he texted back "nevermind" He wanted to get together to talk about us and our past. I'm like... uh..... n0pe. He then went into a series of long texts apoligizing to me for what he did. Seriously, Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. I'm not getting involved with that stuff again. Thats such bs and its wierd that he even texted me. He needs to get over himself, acting like he even has a spot in my life at all any more. Where does he get the gall to even talk to me?
Funny story about Lucas though, he tried calling up Hilary (who's now pregnant, 6 months after they dated, with her bf's baby) because he was scared it was his. He seriously doesn't think. CLEARLY thats not his baby. He's just slow and is trying to cause trouble for girls because he really has nothing else going on in his life.
Silly Boys.
Good note - Ted's coming home tonight for Thanksgiving break! I have alot to do though before Amin comes home, so I'm not even sure I'll be able to hang out with Ted. Also, Fantastic Mr. Fox is coming out soon!
Ughhhhh back to work.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Bitterness
"The walls of bitterness are impenetrable and your dreams will not be able to pass through, nor the other good qualities you possess in abundance."
I've been so damn bitter lately and a huge bitch. I need to continue to let go. I've been doing it all my life, then all of the sudden in the past few years, I haven't been able to as much.
Its funny, anything with my family can pass over me no problem. I believe thats because I'm stuck with the family I have, I'll always have them, no matter what. Anything that isn't family related though, I am bitter about things. Past relationships, friendships, etc. all, I believe, because those required choices. Choices that I made. I have to live with everything I do, they're my consequences. In a time where any mistake is easily fixed and erasable, not enough people learn to look at the consequences before they act. I did, and I made the choices. Its funny, I am happy as can be, but still bitter. I have a great life, but still resent others. Can we all just never be satisfied by what we have?
Today, I will be satisfied.
Great things I have:
Ted, my awesome boyfriend who may just do anything for me, including drive an hour to just say hi then drive back.
Danielle, my best friend who has always been there for me since we were random roomies Freshman year in 2006.
Kim, my other best friend who I fell in love with when she moved in with us Sophomore Year. She's got style, class, and is badass. Like that? I rhymed about her... she's just that cool.
Sarah, my sister :]
My family, as disfunctional as they are, they are still my family and they are still going to be there for me if I struggle or need help.
Quincy & Figgy, My adorable pets who are trouble and handful, but still provide unconditional love... as long as I feed them.
My health, I could be way worse off with Chiari 1
My future, I'm graduating and moving to Denver, Colorado soon and hopefully I will have a prosporous and healthy future in whatever I end up doing.
My car, It's new, runs great, and Teal... who could ask for more? Oh yeah... ONSTARRRR! I have a phone in my car!
My internship, this only can help me in my future, plus I make great money for a semester.
School, I <3 NIU, almost done and I want to keep the party. Also, I'm getting an A in the 1 class I have this semester, just barely by 90%, but its still an A!
A house, I'm lucky to actually be housed and not be homeless like so many out there.
No Addictions, I may enjoy a cig on the weekends and a few drinks, but I'm not a raging alcoholic. No drug has ever interfeared with my life, and I'm glad for it. There are too many people out there hopelessly addicted to Meth, or Crack, or Heroin.
My sense of humor, it's gotten me this far in life, I have no doubt it can take me further.
So here it is... I'm letting go. It's like a mental cleaning.
Joke time: What are 2 things you will NEVER have at Breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and Dinner. LOLOL Thanks Laffy Taffy!
Good Day sirs.
I've been so damn bitter lately and a huge bitch. I need to continue to let go. I've been doing it all my life, then all of the sudden in the past few years, I haven't been able to as much.
Its funny, anything with my family can pass over me no problem. I believe thats because I'm stuck with the family I have, I'll always have them, no matter what. Anything that isn't family related though, I am bitter about things. Past relationships, friendships, etc. all, I believe, because those required choices. Choices that I made. I have to live with everything I do, they're my consequences. In a time where any mistake is easily fixed and erasable, not enough people learn to look at the consequences before they act. I did, and I made the choices. Its funny, I am happy as can be, but still bitter. I have a great life, but still resent others. Can we all just never be satisfied by what we have?
Today, I will be satisfied.
Great things I have:
Ted, my awesome boyfriend who may just do anything for me, including drive an hour to just say hi then drive back.
Danielle, my best friend who has always been there for me since we were random roomies Freshman year in 2006.
Kim, my other best friend who I fell in love with when she moved in with us Sophomore Year. She's got style, class, and is badass. Like that? I rhymed about her... she's just that cool.
Sarah, my sister :]
My family, as disfunctional as they are, they are still my family and they are still going to be there for me if I struggle or need help.
Quincy & Figgy, My adorable pets who are trouble and handful, but still provide unconditional love... as long as I feed them.
My health, I could be way worse off with Chiari 1
My future, I'm graduating and moving to Denver, Colorado soon and hopefully I will have a prosporous and healthy future in whatever I end up doing.
My car, It's new, runs great, and Teal... who could ask for more? Oh yeah... ONSTARRRR! I have a phone in my car!
My internship, this only can help me in my future, plus I make great money for a semester.
School, I <3 NIU, almost done and I want to keep the party. Also, I'm getting an A in the 1 class I have this semester, just barely by 90%, but its still an A!
A house, I'm lucky to actually be housed and not be homeless like so many out there.
No Addictions, I may enjoy a cig on the weekends and a few drinks, but I'm not a raging alcoholic. No drug has ever interfeared with my life, and I'm glad for it. There are too many people out there hopelessly addicted to Meth, or Crack, or Heroin.
My sense of humor, it's gotten me this far in life, I have no doubt it can take me further.
So here it is... I'm letting go. It's like a mental cleaning.
Joke time: What are 2 things you will NEVER have at Breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and Dinner. LOLOL Thanks Laffy Taffy!
Good Day sirs.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
My first post, where has my creativity gone?
I have a large amount of topics to cover over time. I hope I can keep up with these posts, as I usually give up on anything I do about 5 minutes after I start it.
Topics include:
Family
School
Internship
Work
Relationships
Drugs
Health
Future
General Life Questions
By the way, why am I not creative? It's interesting how my roommates are art majors but have the same math ability of a 4 year old. I have superior math skills and very good procedural skills, but have the creativity of a man beat into reality after 40 years of hard life. I can finish a sudoku like its my job, but stare at a blank sheet of paper for 40 minutes before I can even try to create something.
Last note - everyday I feel as if I'm getting much much closer to the brink of crazy and there is nothing to stop me from it. Everyday I have a stronger and stronger urge to just go MIA, leave my life behind, and never look back.
My current favorite song which describes me: All the above by Maino featuring T-Pain
Topics include:
Family
School
Internship
Work
Relationships
Drugs
Health
Future
General Life Questions
By the way, why am I not creative? It's interesting how my roommates are art majors but have the same math ability of a 4 year old. I have superior math skills and very good procedural skills, but have the creativity of a man beat into reality after 40 years of hard life. I can finish a sudoku like its my job, but stare at a blank sheet of paper for 40 minutes before I can even try to create something.
Last note - everyday I feel as if I'm getting much much closer to the brink of crazy and there is nothing to stop me from it. Everyday I have a stronger and stronger urge to just go MIA, leave my life behind, and never look back.
My current favorite song which describes me: All the above by Maino featuring T-Pain
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